My name is Jonathan and I draw inconsistently
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pisssmoker:

broe: come to my wedding

me: 

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same
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Track Name: Do You Still Hate Me
Artist: Jawbreaker
Album: 24 Hour Revenge Therapy

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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tattooedwhimsy:

If I call you ‘cute’, most of the time it means that I would do terrible, disgusting, sexual things with you

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://